Dan Harmon, full of spit, responds to a Tumblr Question asking what it takes to be a writer. →

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“Appearing human-like is important to the next step.”

“Your job is to be a heartless piece of dirt, a puppet, a necessary but largely unremarkable conduit of something better than you, something lovable, something with purpose, and your one redeeming act before it finishes with you is to find the angle at which you barely affect its path.”